Transit Farers

Many people who frequently use Public Transport while also sleeping have developed a keen sense of inertia and G forces.

Those who frequently sleep while riding the bus register inertia forces, signature of a complete stop which either happens at a red light or at a bus stop. This allows them to wake up at their proper stop. Those who have advanced senses of these forces can detect the right number of stops and wake up only at their actual stop.

Humans are evolving in amazing ways.

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~Gaian Helmers

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Author Update #2

I have just started college, which means that I wont necessarily have the time or energy to have garunteed articles. I have tomorrow lined up and I still plan to keep the articles flowing but the first portion of my course is creative process learning which is really taxing creatively, so bear with me everyone. I won’t be going just yet.

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~Gaian Helmers

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Hiccups

Hiccups are a very curious condition. They come up when you laugh or when you eat dry foods. Very contrasting causes for the same result.

 

Hiccups are actually your bodies way to counter heart attacks.

Insane conclusion? Absolutely not.

 

The portion of your brain that calculates physics, (things such as throwing a ball or deciding how fast something is travelling towards you when crossing the street) is actually monitoring very precise cycles such as your heart beat, your intestinal rhythms and your breathing. When your heart beat is falling out of rhythm it may lag too far behind and ‘skip a beat’ this would trigger a heart attack and potentially kill you.

There for your brain will start to make you hiccup (contracting your diaphram while taking a deep inhalation of air) in order to pump your heart and forcefully beat it back into synchronization.

 

Our bodies do an incredible bunch of things to maintain our health.

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~Gaian Helmers

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Anatomy of a Yawn

Ever have a yawn get stuck?

Dissatisfying.

 

Well scientists have broken down the yawn into 3 stages. Trigger, Draw and Release.

The Trigger stage is the point where your body knows it needs to yawn, you open your mouth and feel that tension begin in the pit of your chest. It then transitions into the Draw stage.

The Draw stage is the prolonged moment as you draw in a large amount of air and build up into the release stage. This is the iconic action that designates a yawn.

The Release is the breaking point in which the tension of the yawn releases and you get that satisfying relaxation from the completion of your yawn.

 

Some people, such as myself suffer from “Cyclic Segmentation Syndrome” which is the lack of a change from the Draw stage to the Release stage. It has no known physiological condition but it is a largely suffered syndrome. Some people can miss the switch which is just a missed response however some heavy sufferers of CSS havent ever completed a full yawn cycle.

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~Gaian Helmers

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Prices for the Letter ‘T’ Going Up

[No-e: -he le–ers in -he -i-le cos- me $385.70USD]

-his jus- in. Prices for -he le–er listed in -he -i-le has risen -o a paramoun- price -oday.

S-ock for -his le–er has dropped like a s-one and has sen- sales skyrocke-ing. Being a small supplier of le–ers has only allowed me -o purchase three uses of -his lis-ed le–er.

I will update wi-h more info when finances allow.

Sell all your -‘s as soon as possible if you own any. Millionairs are popping up everywhere as you read -his.

[No-e: If you can’- read -his. Copy i- -o Word sof-ware and replace all the – with t’s] (cos- me ano-her $128.56 USD)

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~Gaian Helmers

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April 2nd: De-education Week

April 2nd is finally here and with that we start De-education Week. This is that wonderful time of year where everyone gets the week off school and gets to pump their bodies full of intoxicants and fill their days with TV and Videogames.

However in some countries it is a legal requirement that all education and learning MUST be stopped during this week. Ironically this is due to high stress rates in workers and students.

Dr.Frankfort Dubenholgen was arrested and put in jail for 2 months due to breaking this law. He says he’ll never break it again.

 

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I hope you’re all having a good work day, expect another article this wednesday!

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~Gaian Helmers

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New Element Discovered

There has been a new element discovered that is incredibly rare. This element much like many elements are required to be ingested in a small amount to balance our bodies chemical compositions. Due to the lack of knowledge of this elemt many people on earth are very deficient in this and thus lack the chemical balance that allows them to function normally.

The element has been titled “IntegriT” and is still being researched further for its Atomic Weight and other attributes.

Expect to see more thorough reports on foods and supplements that offer IntegriT.

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~Gaian Helmers

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