Posts Tagged ‘ absolute lies ’

Author Update #1

The author of anything but fact was viciously mauled by a bengal and white tiger duo. They demanded his wallet to which he refused and totally. Totally. Absolutely was completely unable to do this weeks articles.


In fact. [Note: this is the first time in the history of ABF that the word fact to validate a bit of information has been used in any form.] He was cheerily walking home excitedly passionately and full of inspiration, ready to write out like 35.7 articles that very fateful Sunday afternoon.


Though the tag of this article may state that this is absolute lies, I assure you. This is totally completely realistically real and it really happened.




~Gaian Helmers